The Flash review
It’s been almost 10 years since this movie was announced and finally ‘The Flash’ is here. It’s the latest DCEU entry and one of the last in the soon-to-be irrelevant DCEU. ‘The Flash’ stars Ezra Miller as Barry Allen/The Flash and in this move you get two Barry Allens. That’s thanks to the multiverse aspect of this movie. Barry feels compelled to try to save his mother by going back in time to stop her murder. However, this “all heart and no brains” idea predictably goes sideways. As a result, he meets his younger self and Michael Keaton’s Batman and Supergirl. He’s going to need all of them to make it through this, or does he? Andy Muschietti, director of the ‘It’ movies, helms this solo Flash movie. Co-starring Ben Affleck, Michael Shannon, Ron Livingston and Maribel Verdu. Check out this review to get the in-depth knowledge about this latest superhero flick.
Transformers: Rise Of The Beasts review
Amazingly enough it’s been more than 10 minutes since we’ve had a Transformers movie. Since 2018 to be exact. Now we get another one. It sure is a Transformers movie. Michael Bay has handed the directing reigns to Steven Caple Jr. and he brings us a new flava of this genre. You get all new content in this movie like Transformers crashing into things, Transformers with explosions, Transformers transforming. Humans interacting with Transformers. You absolutely won’t fall asleep in this movie! No Shia LeBeouf or Mark Wahlberg. We get household name Anthony Ramos as our main character in this movie where Transformers transform. Check out this review for some in-depth info all about this latest Transformers go-around!
Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse review
Do you feel a Spidey tingle? If so, that’s because I’m talking all about Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse here and you’re invited. This is the sequel to 2018’s Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse and Miles Morales is continuing his journey as just one of many web-crawlers. This movie introduces a bunch of new characters as part of a Spiderman organization and Miles wants in. However, it won’t be so easy and their leader, Spider-Man 2099, is no Miles Morales fan. Thankfully Miles has his friend Gwen Stacy and his Mom & Dad in his corner. There’s chases, explosions, web-slinging and web-swinging and more. Also, there’s a star-studded cast voicing the characters. Do yourself a solid and check out this episode!
The Machine review
You may not know comedian Bert Kreischer but you don’t have to in order to watch this action comedy based on a true story involving the Russian mob. In this no gut, no glory movie, Kreischer plays himself, a comedian whose calling card is taking off his shirt and showing his gut during his shows. However, his past with the Russian mob comes back to bite him when they kidnap him to Russia and threaten his daughter. He has to help them find an object he stole when he was younger or else. That’s when the nutso action and comedy begin. Is it worth putting down the Russian dressing for and heading to the theater? Check out this spoiler-free review to find out!
Mad Max Fury Road review
Having a bad day? Just think about the post-apocalyptic world in this episode’s movie, Mad Max Fury Road, and you’ll instantly feel better. We’re going throwback in this episode with this 2015 gritty, intense, eye-popping action chase thriller starring Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron and Nicholas Hoult. Mad Max gets captured but then through necessity ends up helping Imperator Furiosa keep some innocent women out of the clutches of the evil warlord Immortan Joe. This makes the movie pretty much one big fantastical, fiery, explosive, crazy, action-packed chase. Should you gas up your ride and join this chase? If you haven’t already seen this movie, check out my spoiler-free review to find out!
Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 3 review
Here we are at the last ride of the Guardians Of The Galaxy as we’ve known them since 2014. Should they have even got back on the spaceship? Find out in my spoiler-free review here! Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, Bradley Cooper, Vin Diesel, Karen Gillan and some new stars join in this swan song. The Guardians find themselves in an urgent race to save one of the team. Of course, there’s some serious galactic roadblocks in their way. Mainly a new big bad named The High Evolutionary, who does some very cruel things and is a big part of Rocket’s past. This is James Gunn’s last Marvel movie before we see what he does as the chief over at DC. It’s been a helluva Guardians ride!
Robin Hood (2010) review
Ridley Scott, the director of Gladiator, brought a grittier, edgier version of everyone’s favorite Sherwood Forest hero, Robin Hood to the screen in 2010. Unfortunately, the version the studio wanted released to the theaters didn’t create very many merry men and it tanked at the box office. Have no fear though. There is a unrated directors cut available and that one just might make you merry. Want to find out for sure? Check out my spoiler-free review of the unrated directors cut version of Robin Hood starring Oscar winners Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett and William Hurt. You get some intense Ridley Scott-style action, intrigue and romance. The cast is extremely impressive too. My review also includes in-depth Robin Hood info you won’t get anywhere else all in one review!
The Covenant review
Jake Gyllenhaal plays Sergeant John Kinley, who needs a new interpreter to help him fight the Taliban in Afghanistan. Enter Ahmed, a brave, intelligent Afghani who dances to his own tune but to the benefit of John’s squad. John finds himself wounded, deep in Taliban territory. Ahmed has to rescue him by caring for him and dragging him many miles back to his base. John and Ahmed are rescued, but where John gets to go back to America, Ahmed is stuck in Afghanistan with a high price on his head. John is hooked by a covenant in his heart to go back and rescue Ahmed. Will it work, and is worth watching this movie to find out? Check out my spoiler-free review to see.
Nefarious review
The end is near for an inmate on death row. Dr. James Martin just has to determine if he’s sane and can be executed or insane and escape execution. One catch though. This inmate, Edward, says he’s a demon named Nefarious and he’s on Earth to accomplish a mission for his master. On top of that, he says James is going to murder three people before the day is done. This will be no easy evaluation and the doctor may not even make it out of this alive. In fact, he just may be in for a face to face with Satan himself. Check out this spoiler-free review to hear more!
The Super Mario Bros. Movie review
Mamma Mia! We have a new Super Mario Bros movie for the first time in 23 years! Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Donkey Kong and Bowser are all here in the Mushroom Kingdom for generations of Super Mario fans. This is no doubt the start of a new universe of Nintendo movies. Mario and Luigi are unexpectedly transported from Brooklyn into the Mushroom Kingdom but they get separated. It’s up to Mario to find his brother before Bowser does his worst to Luigi. Along the way, we encounter the Kongs, get some power-ups, have a Mario Kart battle and all kinds of other Super Mario adventures. Kids will love it. Will parents too? Check out my spoiler-free review to find out!
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves review
In the mood for swords, magic, fearsome creatures, wizards and medieval goblets of ale? Then Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves may be the movie for you. Chris Pine brings his wit and charisma from his Star Trek movies to the world of D&D. Michelle Rodriguez is fast and furious in this but with axes and swords this time. This movie saves those who don't want to invest 27 years playing the famous D&D board game all that time. Does all that make it worth hitching the horses to the wagon and heading to Ye Olde Theater for this? Check out this spoiler-free review to find out.
John Wick Chapter 4 review
Everybody's dog-loving assassin is back! John Wick does the James Bond globe-trotting thing too but with a body count that a million Bond films couldn't surpass. He's still trying to make the High Table his BFF again so they stop trying to make him KIA. Along the way, he of course gets by with a little help from his friends, Winston and The Bowery King and some new friends. There's also a few new foes he has to fight off, The Marquis, Killa and Caine. Is it worth going to this movie to boogie with the Boogeyman? Check out this spoiler-free review to find out!
Shazam! Fury Of The Gods review
Wham, bam, thank you Shazam! It's been a few years since the wizard gave Billy/Shazam and his childhood friends superpowers. They've tried to help out the city of Philadelphia with those superpowers. Keyword: tried. They just might be finding out that having superpowers isn't the lottery win they thought it would be. On top of that, you have some angry gods that want to have a word. The DCEU brings us Shazam: Fury Of The Gods, with a bigger budget and an Oscar winner in it. Does that add up to a good movie? Check out this spoiler-free review to find out.
Scream VI review
New York City in real life doesn't have enough murder for you? Well then check out my Scream VI spoiler-free review to hear about more NYC murder! This is the second Scream movie in the reboot of the franchise that was started in 1996. Last year with Scream V, we met Melissa Barrera as the new Final Girl Sam Carpenter, who took the torch from Neve Campbell's Sidney Prescott character. Now Sam, her sister Tara and others have to fight off Ghostface in NYC. Should you rush out in a New York minute to see it? Listen in to find out!
Creed III review
Michael B. Jordan returns as Adonis Creed in Creed III but this time he's also quarterbacking this thing since he's also directing this movie. He's joined by Jonathan Majors as his childhood friend who comes back into Adonis' life with bad intentions. Creed is happily retired from boxing and enjoying life with his wife and daughter, but it doesn't stay that way, since we wouldn't have a movie if it did. Is this movie worth getting up off the couch to check out? Listen to this spoiler-free review to find out!
Cocaine Bear review
Ever wonder what it would be like if a movie combined Scarface and Baloo the bear from The Jungle Book? Of course you have! Who hasn't? Get ready to be happy! I bring you Cocaine Bear! This movie tells the story of a bear that finds, and consumes, some cocaine accidentally lost by some drug smugglers. The ensuing mayhem is deadly for anyone that gets in Pablo Escobear's path. The late, great Ray Liotta, Keri Russell, O'Shea Jackson and others star in this movie inspired by a true story. Listen in on my spoiler-free review to see if you should grab a kilo of this movie.
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania review
We have reached the 31st movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and it features Ant-Man and Wasp. Scott Lang is an official Avenger now and he is enjoying the benefits. He's a best-selling author, people love him and he even gets free coffee! All is not so happy for long when Scott, and his family, are trapped in the Quantum realm. Is what happens next worth you watching? Check out my spoiler-free review to find out!
Magic Mike’s Last Dance review
"Ladies! Put your hands together and turn your gaze to the main stage here at Movies Merica! It's Van Ebert with a Magic Mike's Last Dance spoiler-free review!" Steven Soderbergh brings us this last movie in the Magic Mike Universe with Channing Tatum back as Magic Mike joined by Salma Hayek. Mike is down on his luck but then is saved by wealthy Salma Hayek who then presents him with an opportunity he didn't see coming in London. Should you bring your bachelorette party to this movie? Check out this review to find out.
Knock At The Cabin review
Knock knock. With these intruders, you're going to wish they were Girl Scouts selling cookies instead. M. Night Shyamalan brings us his latest twisted tale this tale surrounding the potential end of the world. Dave Bautista, and others, intrude in on a family's vacation at a cabin in the woods. They reveal to the family that they have to make a terrible choice to save the world. Intrigued? Check out my spoiler-free review here to hear if it's actually worth watching.
Infinity Pool review
A Pixar kiddie movie this ain't! Infinity Pool is a hardcore, extreme movie you won't soon forget. Does that make it good? Check out this spoiler-free review to find out. Alexander Skarsgard plays a failed writer who goes to a resort in a fictitious country to get some inspiration to battle through some writer's block. He meets some people at the resort that leads to a tragic accident that has him facing the death penalty. However, if you can afford it, you can have a clone of yourself created to be executed instead. Curious yet? Listen to hear more!